After Introduce Yourself, Patton: "Hey ya bastards how the fuck you doin'? Good to see ya"
Before The Crab Song, Roddy: "You guys ready for an old song"
Likely Jim started playing Zombie Eaters a song early...
During Zombie Eaters, Patton: "Give Jim a hand goddammit, look at this guy, he's 65 years old god damn"

After We Care A Lot:
- Patton: OK, I got a question you bastards. Who knows how to do the Lambada? Anybody? I wanna see it man, I don't know what it is. I don't wanna know huh? But I do, I do, I wanna know! Somebody show me, fuck. Will ya? Alright this guy knows it, he's coming up dude. Ok calm down, calm down, goddammit, Jesus Christ. Stop stop, hold up, what's your name?
- Crowd member: ???
- Patton: ??? You gonna show us how to do the goddamn Lambada?
- CM: Alright I'll have a go
- Patton: You need a beat? You don't know how to do it? You don't know?
- Jim: Punch him!
- Patton: Get out of here!
- Roddy: Get off the fucking stage, get out of here
- Patton: Get out of here! We hate you! Get out, out, out of the building, now! Off with your head!
- Roddy: This next song is our brand new single, just came out the other day, it's called Epic

On returning for encore, before Edge Of The World:
- Roddy: Thank you so much
- Patton: Eh, who told you you could take pictures motherfucker? Actually that guy's my friend, ohhahahaha!

Before Death March:
- Roddy: So we're having a... there's gonna be some ah party bash over at Edward's and everybody that brings your ticket stub gets in for free later on
- Patton: Everybody go to Edward's!
- Roddy: We'll go there an we'll ah stay up all night alright?
- Patton: Everyone's gonna be naked, at Edward's at night!
- Patton: It's time for an old evil song... no no no it's not that song
- Jim: This song is 65 years old
- Patton: And it takes 3 years to take a shit

Before War Pigs, Patton: "This song is even more satanic"
During War Pigs, Patton: "hey if you like Kylie Minogue keep quiet!"

"Thanks you guys, see you at Edward's I guess"