Before Caffeine, Patton: "How about you go home and we keep your fucking money?"
- Roddy: "Who saw 90210 tonight? Yeah is this better? We've got ah tough competition."
- Patton: "We're trying real hard..."
- Roddy: "I don't know if we can pull it off"
- Patton: "What's that place after 90120? Is it some new show?"
- Roddy: "Melrose Place"
- Patton: "Yeah Melrose, yeah isn't that cool?"
Jizzlobber, Patton: "This song's about going camping. Picture if you will a tent, a wiener, a marshmallow"
- Bill: "It was a pretty nice day today wasn't it. I've been thinking about that this whole time, what a beautiful day it was."
- Patton: "I was thinking about this movie I saw, Point Break, you ever seen it?"
- Bill: "I saw "Big Wednesday" last week"
- Patton: "Oh it was incredible... There's this guy in it man, he's so cool"
- J: "Fuck that shit!"
- P: "Swayze, fuck you!"
Before Introduce Yourself:
- Patton: "I was just thinking I'm going bald man, let's get this set over with."
- Roddy: "You losing your hair?"
- Patton: "I'm losing it real fucking fast, I think I've just lost like I don't know probably 10 years worth in this show alone."
Before Why Do You Bother?, Patton: "Hey, give that drumstick back you fucking thief! What are you gonna do with it? You're a pretty big guy, you could probably kick my ass huh? Yeah, you could probably really beat me up if you wanted to. I just wanted to tell you that."
Before Edge Of The World:
- Patton: Look at Roddy. God you're fucked, You're so fucked.
- Roddy: I missed the whole thing
- Patton: I hate him
- Roddy: You love me, you can't help but love me. And I love you
- Patton: We're stuck together aren't we?
- Roddy: I wanna fuck you Mike Patton. I wanna fuck you up the ass.
- Patton: oh Goddammit
- Roddy: You know like I do?
- Patton: yeah
- Roddy: I'd fuck him
- Patton: I'd fuck me
- Patton: Hey my parents are in the audience. Hey mum would you fuck me? Hey bald guy... would you fuck me?
- Roddy: He would
- Patton: I think that's a nod that I saw down there
- Roddy: Woo, nice and slow
- Patton: I'm getting kinda nervous
- Roddy: I'm getting kinda hot
- Patton: Let's just call it a night what do you say?
After Edge Of The World:
- Roddy: Thank you San Francisco, come over to my house!
- Patton: Party at Roddy's!