Before Midlife Crisis: "Do you wanna fuck?" - Patton: "Then go next door! There's plenty of muscle-bound hunks."
Before Zombie Eaters: "Power rangers are playing tonight? Some arena? I've got to sing now"
Before Evidence: "Hammerjacks fuck yeah! We love that fucking word Hammer. Jacks. Doesn't sound like no rock club to me. Sounds like a gay bar. Hammer. Jacks."
After Introduce Yourself: "Hey Roddy, how're those dancers doing next door." - "It's ah... ladies choice, and I felt a little left out"
"What's going on next door, is that club connected? Do you guys care about that club next door? Is it like a "fellas" club? You guys keep talking about oily muscles"
Before Ricochet: "Anyone watch TV last night? This song's dedicated to Conan O'Brian! A righteous dude!"
Before Just A Man the band tells everyone Bill always knows what time it is.

Before I Started A Joke: "Hammer jacks you know this place is famous? You know what it's famous for? People dancing on the fucking bar man."
Before Cuckoo For Caca: "Thanks Baltimore"