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Before The Real Thing:
- Jim: "Thanks for coming out early to see us"
- Patton: "Yeah, he means that"
- Jim: "We'd butt fuck you all if we had enough dicks"
Middle of RV, Patton: "Hey get off that ramp man, that ain't fucking ours! Look at this guy, thinks he's James Hetfield"
Before We Care A Lot:
- Patton: "What do you say, in the spirit of rock'n'roll partying, drinking beer"
- Roddy: "Let's see some guy's underwear, with skids"
- Patton: "Anybody got some men's underwear?"
- Bill: "Hey the person with the biggest skid marks gets to help us sing the last song?"
- Patton: "Doesn't anybody out there still shit their pants?"
Before Jizzlobber:
- Patton: "I'd like to make a prediction. I predict that sometime in the next, I don't know, 3 hours or so, we're going to see a really big explosion, right here. Hey man, maybe I'm going out on a limb but this is what I believe."
- Bill: "Have you always been that gifted Mike?"
- Patton: "I don't know, always from a young age"