Before The Real Thing an attempted German version of "Ricky Rocket from Poison can suck his own dick."
Before Edge of the World: "Our drummer speaks German. Puffy speaks German! I don't speak German. I think Puffy is a German name... correct me."
Before Epic: "This is a very serious song about a very serious subject: Diarrhoea. Gonorrhoea."
The band stuff up the start of Woodpecker From Mars and have to start again.
Before Mark Bowen: "Hey! what's up?! First thing is an old old song with a spicy new intro... ala Metallica" - Roddy plays a keyboard riff while everyone hangs shit on Puffy. Patton keeps saying "Drum solo" over and over again while Roddy plays keyboard riff from Beethoven's Fleur Elise.
During intro of Mark Bowen: "Kirk, Lars, Kirk, Lars, Unskinny Bop bop!"
Before Faster Disco, Billy: "You guys want to hear a real old song we can't play because we haven't played in 3 years?" Patton: "Old one... that I barely know the words to."
Faster Disco ends with Patton singing: "I don't know the words. We don't know how it ends, we should stop."
Before Greed: "It's our last time in Germany for a while so we're going to experiment with some old shit."
During end of The Jungle someone in the band starts the Wham! "Having a baby" part Chuck used to do!