Before The Real Thing:
- Patton: This songs called Mama Kin you heard of it
- Roddy: No it's Train Keeps a Rollin'
- Patton: Who plays that fuckin' song?
Before Midlife Crisis:
- Patton: Did you guys know that today is a star studded day
- Roddy: Starish in what way?
- Patton: Well, like, there's celebrities hiding in the shadows today
- Bill: The funny thing about it is there's a lot of older musicians, but Jim Martin is the oldest fucking musician here He's so old it takes 3 hour to take a shit
- Patton: So we win right? We're the oldest
Before Jizzlobber, Patton says there is a call for Lenny Kravitz, saying a young blonde woman is asking for him
Before Introduce Yourself, Bill: "This song is about taking drugs and fucking girls"