Tuesday, 25 August 2009
Corn Exchange
Edinburgh, Scotland
supported by Oceansize
Midnight Cowboy (John Barry)
From Out of Nowhere
Be Aggressive
Surprise! You're Dead!
Last Cup of Sorrow
outro "Eastenders Theme"
Easy (Commodores)
Midlife Crisis
interlude "Eastenders Theme"
I Started a Joke (Bee Gees)
The Gentle Art of Making Enemies
King for a Day
Ashes to Ashes

Just a Man

Mark Bowen

Chariots of Fire (Vangelis)
Angel Dust cover
Album Of The Year cover
King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime cover
The Real Thing cover
Other cover
Non-Album Track cover
We Care A Lot cover
Secret Serpents poster
YouTube clips (couldn't confirm Evidence)
The List Festival, 20-27 August 2009, page 48+49 - Article - 7pm sold out
Before Caffeine:
- Patton: Thank you guys for coming, everything ok? All is good up here except for the fucking tropical temperature. Where are we in fucking Kuala Lumpur?

Before Last Cup Of Sorrow:
- Roddy: It's been an awful long time
- Patton: That must be why

Before I Started A Joke:
- Patton: OK. Alright. Looks like the crowd is mostly boys out there no?
- Roddy: No, look at the front row.
- Patton: Exactly
- Roddy: I see lotsa lotsa lotsa lotsa...
- Patton: I see nothing but... well... no no no you don't have to prove it.

After Ashes To Ashes:
- Patton: Edinburgh! Edinburgh, you've been great, thank you for listening. Special thanks to Oceansize for playing with us. Very good to see you after all these years.

Before Just A Man:
- Patton: OK knobos, we've got one more. I'm sorry is knobos a bad things to say? I didn't think so because you brought a knobo and you look really happy. This guy wearing a Run DMC shirt. It looks like it's... oh it's ball... it says ??? The fuck does that mean? That means I'm a knob! It's ok. I would think it's pretty much safe to say that we're all knobs in this joint. Give a hand to ourselves huh?
- Roddy: To us! All of us, united.
- Patton: You guys are suffering this as much as we are right? Maybe more.
- * Patton points at woman on someone's shoulders in the crowd*
- Patton: What are you looking at?! Oh, she's getting mad.

During Just A Man intro Patton pulls someone on stage to help sing, "You wanna sing this next song? You wanna help me sing?"

During end of Just A Man Patton grabs a bouncers headset and says, "Hello yes, uh, we've got a problem at the back of the house. This uh, this Englishman who all the Scottish wanna kill. He's got an English flag. And uh, he's got his dick out, and I think you might want to arrest him."

After Just A Man:
- Roddy: Thanks for having us back, you guys are great. Thanks so much.

Before Mark Bowen:
- Roddy: Ladies and gentlemen you are too kind! We got all hot and shit.
- *Patton arrives on stage with his shirt off*
- Patton: I'm going all all Chris Cornell and shit!
- Roddy: Oh look at you. Fuck yeah!
- Patton: I wish I had the hair that he had, but hey, you can't win 'em all.
- Roddy: You just need a crimping iron and you're all set.
- Patton: I've got a good pecker, don't you worry about that.
- Roddy: We're gonna play some more music, that's why we came back. Big fuckin' surprise right!
- Patton: Hey hey, will you give us a break? We're fucking old men okay?
- Bill: Do you like, hate old people around here? Is that why you boo at old people when you walk down the street?
- Roddy: You don't like old people?
- Bill: Respect your elders!
- Patton: Would you give your bus seat up for Bill Gould?

Before Stripsearch:
- Roddy: Need some help getting out of there? You alright? Where's the cane? Where's your cane, Jesus Christ! Where's his cane?! Man needs his cane, Jesus Christ.
- Patton: You'll understand when you get to me my age you fucking little kids.
- Roddy: Ah you little belly achers. You little whipper snappers.
- Patton: When I was your age!
- Roddy: We had to ride our bikes to the record stores back then.
- Patton: Ride our bikes? I didn't even have a bike!
- Roddy: We didn't have any MP3 shit. Got to the store and buy...
- Patton: I used to have to sell my ass to get a ride when I was hitchhiking to the record store. Therefore my asshole is ruined because I love music!

Ole ole sample before Chariots.
On This Day:
Year Venue State/Country
1989 Sundance, Long Island, New York NY, USA
1992 Phoenix International Raceway, Phoenix AZ, USA
1997 Den Atelier, Luxembourg Luxembourg
2020 CANCELLED Ameris Bank Amphitheatre, Alpharetta GA, USA