Before Black Friday:
- Roddy: You're good?
- Patton: Yeah?
- Roddy: Hey thanks for coming.
- Patton: Appreciate it.
- Roddy: We're Faith No More. And you guys are Texas.
- Patton: No they're Houston. Which means they get off at looking at a bunch of old men! Get it off!

Before Midlife Crisis:
- Patton: Still there? Still Texan?
- Roddy: Big big big!
- Patton: You know what? I'm not seeing any really big people.
- Roddy: Oh come on, what ??? There's a lot of big boys over here.
- Patton: They look like a bunch of kale eatin' Californians.
- Crowd: Boooo!
- Roddy: What happened, what?
- Patton: I could take this whole half of the crowd with this hand. OK, I just saw something big and I'm not gonna tell you what it was.

During Easy intro:
- Patton: Back to Earth for God's sakes

After Easy:
- Patton: You must have some fucked up parents.

During Spirit intro chants:
- Patton: Clap for yourselves. The blankest stares ever. OK what we're trying to do here people is MEDITATE! How they're really looking at me like... MEDITATE goddamnit! Chill the fuck out!

After Spirit:
- Roddy: Good times! Good work people! I felt us really coming together on that one? Did you? You! Us!

Before Superhero:
- Patton: Yes ma'm. Thank you.
- Roddy: Ladies and gentlemen of Houston area you have been a delight! Thanks for being here, we haven't been here in Texas in a long long time. It's really nice of you guys to have us back. Thanks for being here. We appreciate it. Thank you.
- Patton: Not only for having us back, but for remembering who the hell we were in the first place. That's a feat! Got one more! Take it!

After Superhero:
-Patton: You guys have been awesome thank you!
-Roddy: Thanks so much

Before I Started A Joke:
- Patton: Guys, we've done a few shows with fucking Napalm Death ok? And we want to thank them, seriously. Total pleasure and we hope you have the same.